Being KED

You know, there is this voice in everybody's head which talks to you often.....does it?
I thought, I'll give it a name...KED?
So KED and me and best pals, we talk alot, which gives other people ideas that I'm Schizo...no it actually doesnt....coz nobody knows about KED.

You know how when you get your house painted and after a while the layer of paint starts to fall off? Well, you develop cracks at first....So there was I starting to kinda...peel them off...basically rub away the lose paint off....thats when I had this conversation....with KED!

KED: Hey, what the f*ck are you doing?
(arrogant...isn't he?)
Me: Nothing.....just...
KED: Why the hell are you wasting your time rubbing off paint from the wall? Don't you have better things to do in life?
Me: I do...but this is important....
KED: Well...NEWS FLASH dude...how does this help, kindly explain....or should I say elucidate...
Me: You see, umm...these exposed parts of the wall will remind me that I need to do something about it....and when I do...I'll know where to start!
KED: Interesting....

So What's in a name?

Zed called today, to give me the news that she is getting married...it's funny sometimes when people call you to tell you that they are getting married...

Zed: Hey!
Me: Hi...Wassup? long time no see!
Zed: yeah, I know! So, how've you been?
Me: Oh just been busy with work, there is so much to do nowadays!
Zed:Ok...Now I've called up to give you some exciting news!
Me: Yeah? What...are you getting married or something? (chuckles)
Zed: Yeah!I'm engaged!
Me: .......Wow!..That's great! congratulations!

Now...this part....she'll tell me the the name...what will I say..."umm...sounds nice! I think he'll keep you happy" or.."hmm...sounds like a clown....was he here with his circus group?" or "what....what kind of a name is that? Is he from this planet?"

Sounds of The Mumbai City

Just when you are lying down in bed for your sound sleep.......sound sleep (chuckle).....

Sounds of the city

Aaaa! Aaaaa!

Honk Honk!

Vrooooooooooom!

"Abe Hat Teri Baain*****"

Dishum Dishum!

Mammaaaaaaaa!

WAAaaaaaaaaaa!